Des Moines, Iowa, You Say?

I was cruisin' backstage in Des Moines, Iowa and a little girl comes up next to me and says "Mr. Nugent, do you think my skirt is short enough?" I said, "Baby, you want to be alive, you got to piledrive" — Ted Nugent of Damn Yankees in “Piledriver”

Relax. The album that contained “Piledriver” was released in 1990. That “little girl” with the short skirt probably has grandchildren now. 😄