A Loosely Accurate Quote of a Recent Humorous Exchange

girlfriend: “I thought that you had an earring.” (After spotting a bit of shaving cream on my earlobe)

me: “If you see me wearing an earring, it is safe to assume that I have essentially given up and decided to go a-pyrating.”

🏴‍☠️😏

Don’t get it twisted, maties. This is not a slam on men that choose to wear one or more earrings. I have had male friends that did. But, as with tattoos, it just isn’t my bag…yet. 🏴‍☠️😏